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Was this a date?? This joke is from my newest special, Murde..

Was this a date?? This joke is from my newest special, Murder Sheets. Free on youtube.

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When your friend catches you doing more phone scrolling than..

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When your friend catches you doing more phone scrolling than weight lifting.

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I had a joke about dating get 7 Million views on Youtube and..

I had a joke about dating get 7 Million views on Youtube and the men that didn't like my joke took the opportunity to let me know that if i'm almost 40 and single i'll probably die alone with my cats so I thought i'd respond to them. Enjoy! (this might become a series...stay tuned)

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Can You Be In Therapy Too Long? Therapy changed my life for ..

Can You Be In Therapy Too Long? Therapy changed my life for the better but it can be lonely when you healed too much! This joke was cut from my new special Space Camp (mostly cause it didn't fit in with the other jokes)

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Climbing with a group of friends that are way better than me..

Climbing with a group of friends that are way better than me but very encouraging. You need a good group of people to be there when you fail repeatedly haha

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When guys send you pictures you never know. I'm fortunate it..

When guys send you pictures you never know. I'm fortunate it's been mostly cat pictures!

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I can't do edibles and I have good reasons. This joke is fro..

I can't do edibles and I have good reasons. This joke is from my special, Murder Sheets, free on my youtube channel: http://youtube.com/lizmiele

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I started bouldering and rock climbing with friends years ag..

I started bouldering and rock climbing with friends years ago. I don't get to do as much as I'd like but try to climb at least once a month

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I get asked a lot how did i get into stand up and how did i ..

I get asked a lot how did i get into stand up and how did i start. Well I started doing stand up when I was 16 years old. Here about my journey into stand up.

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I'll let you cut in line but you can not make me talk to you..

I'll let you cut in line but you can not make me talk to you. That's too big of an ask. Real New Yorker vibes in this joke. If you like it, its from my special Self Help Me, free on my youtube channel: http://youtube.com/lizmiele

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I thought maybe I'd be good at slackline walking because I d..

I thought maybe I'd be good at slackline walking because I did gymnastics as a kid...but i am not!

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