I wanna be your naughty little elf.
I wanna be your naughty little elf.
2025-03-09 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna be your naughty little elf.
2025-03-09 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI'm hoping at least one of you is jerking off to me right now.
2025-03-09 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostPush me against the wall & kiss the hell out of me.
2025-03-09 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a hopless romantic with a dirty mind
2025-03-08 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostKissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, let's work out.
2025-03-08 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I just want to feel your hands all over my body.
2025-03-08 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostYou're in my inappropriate thoughts.
2025-03-08 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy ideal body weight is yours on mine.
2025-03-07 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI promise to always be by your side. Or under you, or on top.
2025-03-07 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostLet's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things.
2025-03-07 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy clothes would look great on your bedroom floor.
2025-03-07 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.
2025-03-06 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostMake her laugh, then make her moan.
2025-03-06 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI bet your mouth wants to do naughty things to me.
2025-03-06 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight! If you dream of me, remember that I like it rough.
2025-03-05 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
2025-03-05 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood girls go to heaven, bad girls make you feel like heaven.
2025-03-05 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostLet's be naughty and save santa the trip.
2025-03-05 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI may have to add you to my to-do list.
2025-03-04 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostGet naked with me, I have a plan.
2025-03-04 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHim: "Be naked when I come home"
Me:
I don’t need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
2025-03-03 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou may have history with her but you have chemistry with me.
2025-03-03 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou remind me of my pinky toe… Sooner or later, I’m gonna bang you on a table.
2025-03-03 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.
2025-03-03 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWish someone else was here to nap with me today.
2025-03-02 22:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI bet you won't mind if I leave a little treat in your inbox later...
2025-03-02 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhen i'm craving sex I go a little bit crazy
2025-03-02 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post