theotherwoman

Erm...dropped a pen again.......for the 3rd yeard in a row n..

Erm...dropped a pen again.......for the 3rd yeard in a row now...i just keep droppin em 🤦‍♀️

Lemon season

Lemon season

1 girl 2 sweaters

1 girl 2 sweaters

Underneath my clothes this minute 😁

Underneath my clothes this minute 😁

Temporarily bushin

Temporarily bushin

Hello hello. Ive been traveling for 3 months. Then came back..

Hello hello. Ive been traveling for 3 months. Then came back and (i assume) cuz of the environment change (was in a completely different seasonal environment for 3 months)had a weird bl*odshot (like a big blo*d patch) eye to deal with upon my return. Looked like something out of a horror movie for 3 weeks 🤪. Its gone now except for a small speck near my pupil.

Hi all. Am back. Will post tomorrow 🥳💋💋

Hi all. Am back. Will post tomorrow 🥳💋💋

Submit

Submit

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Hysterically celebrating the fact that two months of dieting..

Hysterically celebrating the fact that two months of dieting got wiped away in 2 days of eating. Being a chick sucks sometimes 😕

Not a pig today 😁

Not a pig today 😁

And another....i fell asleep after that 🤣 with the camera st..

And another....i fell asleep after that 🤣 with the camera still on and stading in position for more photos 🤣🤣

Crunken photo followed 🤣🤣

Crunken photo followed 🤣🤣

Bahahaha i recorded this for you guys on the 1st early morn ..

Bahahaha i recorded this for you guys on the 1st early morn (2am or so) - but my crunk ass didnt post it 🤣🤣🤣. Self embarrassing myself proudly. I had a total of 3.5 glasses of wine - but because i dont normally drink - those 3.5 glasses seemingly turned me into a pig 🤣🤣. I was brain dead for the entire 1st day after that 🤣🤣.

Actually ill take a video after i finish my hair and makeup ..

Actually ill take a video after i finish my hair and makeup and show you how i proceed to shove myself into said dress 🤔🤭

Gonna shove myself into a dress later and take some pics for..

Gonna shove myself into a dress later and take some pics for ya'll. I stupidly took extra flu medicine today which caused me to bloat for some reason so im stupid mad now but hey..its just my folks 🙃

Biggest asshole in my life of 2024: the hairdresser who chop..

Biggest asshole in my life of 2024: the hairdresser who chopped my hair off WAY shorter than i fucking instructed. Ok fine he seemed like a nice person but man wtf...he caused many a shitty days for me as i got used to my stupid new hair

Biggest winner in my life: kinda silly but my youngest doggo Noodle - its been 2 years and he hasnt lost all sight and continues living with partial sight but in the fullest way possible - sometimes you cant even tell that hes impaired in any way. His stats are also a-ok for now as per the doc and hes not recommended any surgery. Yeay

Yours?

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Fek..now we have to get used to filling up 2025 on forms...b..

Fek..now we have to get used to filling up 2025 on forms...bet ill be 2024ing for a while 😬

Fluffing into 2025 cuz no energy 😴

Fluffing into 2025 cuz no energy 😴

Something i look forward to in 2025: maybe do a china visit ..

Something i look forward to in 2025: maybe do a china visit again. Lets see - with my sis being pregs not sure i can get my mom to look after my pets but hope itll work out 😁

Something im not looking forward to: HAVE to finish my teeth (i have a phobia so do everything in installments). And turning 40. Wtf why am i turning 40 - im still 28...the fuck gives god?!?!

And yours?

Biggest isht of 2024 for me: didnt fly anywhere for a long h..

Biggest isht of 2024 for me: didnt fly anywhere for a long holiday - kinda new to me since im an obsessed traveler - but i really couldn't get the time to do so this year

Biggest woop of the year for me: finished my pool area finally - which i still plan to redo some parts of next year- but at least the initial overall crap was finally done. I beat my laziness 😁

What are yours??

Gonna be welcoming 2025 in "barely made it through leaky eye..

Gonna be welcoming 2025 in "barely made it through leaky eyes" style 🤣🤣

The two little plants behind me is my first attempt at havin..

The two little plants behind me is my first attempt at having plants...i saw them left behind in a supermarket all alone and felt kinda sad lol. It was some christmas promo and these two were just shoved aside. Pray for em - im a shit house plant owner 🤣🤣

The tree takes away from the sick face 😁. Im guessing so doe..

The tree takes away from the sick face 😁. Im guessing so does the vajayjay 🤪

Tear riddled face cuz my eyes keep leaking 😭😭😭😭

Tear riddled face cuz my eyes keep leaking 😭😭😭😭

I didnt get what my parents had but ive fallen victim to a s..

I didnt get what my parents had but ive fallen victim to a shitty ass cold 🤧 . If new years gets ruined by this i will fuckin murder stuff 😐🤨

And more christmases. Not that its gonna stop after today lo..

And more christmases. Not that its gonna stop after today lol

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Christmas buns

Christmas buns